Monday Match-Up

Today on Monday Match-up we have quite a line up for you! We’re calling this Monday Ridiculous Match-up.

Let’s get ready to rumble!

Ma Kent

Strengths

Great Cook

Farm Woman

Raised an alien as her own

Brave

 

Weaknesses

Human

Old

Needs Glasses

 

Aunt May

Strengths

Can cook

Friendly

Brave

Jorge the hardworking boy from the neighborhood

Weaknesses

Human

Old

 

Fight! Fight!

Rek: I’m going to go with ( shaking head in disbelief that we’re doing this)…Ma Kent. Here’s why. She has stood her ground. She held her own against General Zod. She could definitely take out Aunt May.

Seppin: Even though, Aunt May has Jorge, Ma Kent raised Superman. Although, Aunt May has survived multiple Green Goblin attacks.

Rek: I bet if Ma Kent had the chance she would have killed Green Goblin by now.

Seppin:  Nothing else to add. It was just a funny match up to think of.

 

Winner: Ma Kent

 

Villains

Trickster

James Jesse is the original Trickster who is primarily a Flash Villain. He is a con man that likes to cause mayhem with exploding teddy bears and yo-yo’s.

Strengths

Technological gadgets

Professional criminal

Master of disguise- snarky laugh-

Weaknesses

Insane

Even though he has a lot of gadgets, he does not know how to use them correctly

Batman

 

Hypno-Hustler

The Hypno-Hustler was supposed to appear with his band at a club. He was caught stealing and told to leave. He then tried to use his special goggles and hypnotic singing to knock everyone unconscious. Unfortunately, Peter Parker was there and after a skirmish was able to subdue the disco loving criminal.

Does anyone else want to start a petition for a Hypno-Hustler album…2016!

 

Strengths

Specialized Goggles

Hypnotic singing

Boot blades

Groovy dancing

 

Weaknesses

Thief, not the good kind

Stuck in the 70’s

Idiot

Spiderman

 

Fight! Fight!

Seppin: I’m with Trickster all the way. Purely because of Mark Hamill.

Rek: I’m with the Hypno-hustler. I dig his music.

Seppin: And what if his music get’s destroyed by an exploding yo-yo?

Rek: Then he’ll go all Blade Trinity on him.

Seppin:  At least Trickster can steal without getting caught.

Rek: Hypno-Hustler doesn’t go after banks. He goes after the soul of New York City. That’s all he wants and Spiderman is just rude. Hypno-Hustler just wants to sing and be recognized.

Seppin: Anarchy reigns.

Rek: But the sound of music will prevail.

Seppin: Sound of Chaos.

Rek: Blades and gas. He would totally wreck Trickster.

Seppin: I still think I win. Against a character that can’t be used anymore because of Marvel’s bad deal with a record company? Easy.

Rek: Every artist has their opinion. That’s why it’s called art.

 

Winner: Trickster

Rek: Debatable.

 

Coming up:

Tuesday– Top Five Game Villains

Wednesday– Wrecking Rek

Thursday– X-Men Apocalypse, an in depth look

Friday: Civil War & Upcoming Marvel Movie Review