Monday Match Up: DC Month has Begun!

Our month long ode to DC has begun. In honor of that we are doing a Batman vs. Superman like match up.

Let’s get ready to rumble.

 

Robin: Damian Wayne

Strengths

Trained by the League of Assassins

Trained by Batman (his father) as well

Assortment of gadgets at his disposal

Had super powers once

Weaknesses

Short

Arrogant

Slight blood lust

 

Superboy

Strengths

Extreme telekinesis

*He’s able to harness some of Superman’s abilities, but he’s not as powerful*

Weaknesses

He’s a clone

Major blood lust

Jerk

Batman

Half human and half Kryptonian

 

Fight!

Rek: This is really just a competition of who I hate the least.

Seppin: I would say Damian. Mostly because Superboy is a punk that I don’t like at all.

Rek: On one side, we have a disrespectful brat…

Seppin: Damian was raised away from society. It’s not his fault. He’s better now.

Rek: On the other side, we have another disrespectful child. How can I make this decision?

Seppin: Pick the lesser of the two evils.

Rek: Seppin specifically did this match so I would have to pick Damian…didn’t you?

Seppin: Originally, but really it’s about Robin and Superboy.

Rek: Fine. I’ll go with Damian.

Seppin: It’s obvious Damian will win. Superboy may have super powers, but nobody likes him.

 

Winner: Robin

 

Villains

 

The Joker

 

Strengths

Insane. No one can understand his tactics

Immortal

Secret Identity

He has no use for money so he can’t be bought

Knives

 

Weaknesses

Insane

Batman

 

Lex Luthor

Strengths

Smart

Wealthy

He seems to have an endless supply of Kryptonite

Power armor

 

Weaknesses

Superman

Human

Can get too greedy at times

 

Fight! Fight!

Seppin: Joker.

Rek: Lex Luthor.

Seppin: Bro… Joker would so win.

Rek: That’s not a viable defense.

Seppin: If Joker focuses on Lex Luthor, he would win.

Rek: But Joker can’t focus. He won’t focus on Lex because he is always focused on Batman. Plus, all Lex would have to do is punch him in his power armor.

Seppin: But Joker can’t die. He would keep on coming back.

Rek: Lock him up.

Seppin: He would break out.

Rek: And the same thing would happen. Over and over again. This is a fight, not a quarrel.

Seppin: If Joker wants someone dead, he would be dead. Why do you think Batman has been alive all this time? Because Joker doesn’t want him to die.

Rek: I don’t understand how you can support Joker. He would not win in a fight.

Seppin: Joker wins. He won’t stop trying to kill Lex. Ever. Joker toxin, anyone?

Rek: Lex is smart.

Seppin: Smart vs. Insanity. Insanity will always win.

Rek: I’m done.

Seppin: I think I won fair and square.

 

Winner: The Joker

 

This week at SeppinRek:

*The month of March is going to be dedicated to DC Comics*

Tuesday– Top Five People that have taken up the mantle of Batman

Wednesday– Wrecking Rek. Featuring the comic review of ‘Joker & The Mask’

Thursday– Special Top Five- Best DC Comics Video Game

Friday– Seppin starts DC Comics