Our month long ode to DC has begun. In honor of that we are doing a Batman vs. Superman like match up.
Let’s get ready to rumble.
Robin: Damian Wayne
Trained by the League of Assassins
Trained by Batman (his father) as well
Assortment of gadgets at his disposal
Had super powers once
Slight blood lust
*He’s able to harness some of Superman’s abilities, but he’s not as powerful*
He’s a clone
Major blood lust
Half human and half Kryptonian
Rek: This is really just a competition of who I hate the least.
Seppin: I would say Damian. Mostly because Superboy is a punk that I don’t like at all.
Rek: On one side, we have a disrespectful brat…
Seppin: Damian was raised away from society. It’s not his fault. He’s better now.
Rek: On the other side, we have another disrespectful child. How can I make this decision?
Seppin: Pick the lesser of the two evils.
Rek: Seppin specifically did this match so I would have to pick Damian…didn’t you?
Seppin: Originally, but really it’s about Robin and Superboy.
Rek: Fine. I’ll go with Damian.
Seppin: It’s obvious Damian will win. Superboy may have super powers, but nobody likes him.
Insane. No one can understand his tactics
He has no use for money so he can’t be bought
He seems to have an endless supply of Kryptonite
Can get too greedy at times
Rek: Lex Luthor.
Seppin: Bro… Joker would so win.
Rek: That’s not a viable defense.
Seppin: If Joker focuses on Lex Luthor, he would win.
Rek: But Joker can’t focus. He won’t focus on Lex because he is always focused on Batman. Plus, all Lex would have to do is punch him in his power armor.
Seppin: But Joker can’t die. He would keep on coming back.
Rek: Lock him up.
Seppin: He would break out.
Rek: And the same thing would happen. Over and over again. This is a fight, not a quarrel.
Seppin: If Joker wants someone dead, he would be dead. Why do you think Batman has been alive all this time? Because Joker doesn’t want him to die.
Rek: I don’t understand how you can support Joker. He would not win in a fight.
Seppin: Joker wins. He won’t stop trying to kill Lex. Ever. Joker toxin, anyone?
Rek: Lex is smart.
Seppin: Smart vs. Insanity. Insanity will always win.
Rek: I’m done.
Seppin: I think I won fair and square.
Winner: The Joker
This week at SeppinRek:
*The month of March is going to be dedicated to DC Comics*
Tuesday– Top Five People that have taken up the mantle of Batman
Wednesday– Wrecking Rek. Featuring the comic review of ‘Joker & The Mask’
Thursday– Special Top Five- Best DC Comics Video Game
Friday– Seppin starts DC Comics