It’s Monday which means time for our Monday Match-Up.
Drax the Destroyer
Superhuman strength and endurance
Flight Energy blast projection
Highly skilled in use of knives.
Ability to sense Thanos’ location
Psychic detection of others
Not very smart
Single minded obsession to destroy
Last of his kind-Wookie-
He only speaks Wookie
Seppin: Although, I like Drax, I got to go with Chewie. Mostly because of that bow caster gun.
Rek: How can you not pick Drax to win? Drax is a trained warrior who will kill the last Wookie in a heartbeat.
Seppin: Hey, I wouldn’t talk like that to Chewie. Dude will rip your arms out.
Rek: Drax will just stab you in the chest before you could react…then no more Chewie.
Seppin: I don’t know, Chewie is still strong, bro. I think I might be on the losing side here. I’ll give it to Drax.
Rek: Drax will skin Chewbacca and use it as a throw rug.
Everything she does is for the greater good
Not necessarily a villain, but she makes questionable calls
Ignorant to other causes or people
Obsessed with destruction of mutants
Rek: Let’s go with Stryker…We shall purify these lands!
Seppin: Waller would win. She’s just all around better. She makes more decisions than Stryker in one evening than he does in a year.
Rek: She shall burn for sympathizing with the mutants.
Seppin: No one said she was a sympathizer.
Rek: I think she would be.
Seppin: At least Waller can shoot a gun.
Rek: So can Stryker.
Seppin: He’s old
Rek: Didn’t you see Wolverine Origins? That was the only accurate thing in the movie.
Seppin: She’s way more hardcore.
Rek: But not as radical.
Seppin: Does that matter in this kind of situation? She would blow your brains out, bro, for the good of America.
Rek: Stryker loses. He messed with the wall.
Seppin: No one screws with the wall.