It’s Monday which means time for our Monday Match-Up.

Let’s rumble!

 

Drax the Destroyer

 

 

Strengths

Superhuman strength and endurance

Flight Energy blast projection

Highly skilled in use of knives.

Ability to sense Thanos’ location

Psychic detection of others

 

Weaknesses

Not very smart

Single minded obsession to destroy

 

VS.

 

 

Chewbacca

 

 

Strengths

Strong

Warrior

Kind

Loyal

 

Weaknesses

Last of his kind-Wookie-

He only speaks Wookie

 

Fight!

Seppin: Although, I like Drax, I got to go with Chewie. Mostly because of that bow caster gun.

Rek: How can you not pick Drax to win? Drax is a trained warrior who will kill the last Wookie in a heartbeat.

Seppin: Hey, I wouldn’t talk like that to Chewie. Dude will rip your arms out.

Rek: Drax will just stab you in the chest before you could react…then no more Chewie.

Seppin: I don’t know, Chewie is still strong, bro. I think I might be on the losing side here. I’ll give it to Drax.

Rek: Drax will skin Chewbacca and use it as a throw rug.

 

Winner: Drax

 

Villains

 

Amanda Waller

 

Strengths

Cunning

Strategic

Smart

Good Agent

Everything she does is for the greater good

Not necessarily a villain, but she makes questionable calls

 

Weaknesses

Arrogant

Ignorant to other causes or people

Batman

 

VS.

 

William Stryker

Strengths

Leader

Calculating

Soldier

Fairly Intelligent

 

Weaknesses

Ignorant

Obsessed with destruction of mutants

 

Fight! Fight!

Rek: Let’s go with Stryker…We shall purify these lands!

Seppin: Waller would win. She’s just all around better. She makes more decisions than Stryker in one evening than he does in a year.

Rek: She shall burn for sympathizing with the mutants.

Seppin: No one said she was a sympathizer.

Rek: I think she would be.

Seppin: At least Waller can shoot a gun.

Rek: So can Stryker.

Seppin: He’s old

Rek: Didn’t you see Wolverine Origins? That was the only accurate thing in the movie.

Seppin: She’s way more hardcore.

Rek: But not as radical.

Seppin: Does that matter in this kind of situation? She would blow your brains out, bro, for the good of America.

Rek: Stryker loses. He messed with the wall.

Seppin: No one screws with the wall.

 

Winner: Waller